I'm slightly buzzed at the moment, and really shouldn't be online. I just downed wussy drinks: strawberry daiquiri in this bottle-thing, two glasses of Bailey's, one glass of strawberry daiquiri mixer. Diana vows to get me properly drunk tomorrow. It's one of her goals for DC, for apparently it is really sad for an almost-23-year-old [me] to not ( Read more... )

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So Diana brought most of her BPAL collection. I think she said she had about 90 imps. My hands are getting that tingly Carpal Tunnel effect from opening and sniffing so many imps. But it smells good! Except for those that have patchouli. Blech.

Last week my order from the African Shea Butter Company came. I got some of their famous African black soap that's supposed to help clear up your skin. But it did the exact fucking opposite and now I look really fucking gross. Thank goodness for the aspirin facemask. You get about six uncoated aspirin, bash them up in a mortar and pestle, then add ( Read more... )

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This article, complete with photo (objects are larger than they appear) is pretty damn disturbing.

But it brings to mind some of the following questions:

1. Why have they preserved his penis?
2. Damn, 30 centimeters (11.7 inches). That's pretty big. No wonder he got all the ladies.
3. What is Napoelon's dick doing in the U.S.?

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Of late, I've been on a design kick. It comes and goes sporadically. Right now I'm making another fansite (Erica Sakurazawa), even though I should be updating my other webprojects. I'm probably going to get started on ArtCOM's website soon. A lot of the department and organization websites at my school are really ugly. Well, except for Bartleby's ( Read more... )

Mystery solved.


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Okay, fuckers.

Stop bitching and moaning about Full Metal Alchemist being licensed.

Stop bitching and moaning that Funimation licensed it.

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