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* soma touches your halo and it falls to the floor
* soma picks it up and sees "Made in Taiwan"
So you've discovered my bootleg halo.
oh how bootleg it is!

First off, a very happy belated birthday to my gal LiXioa (lolixioa). I didn't forget! I was out of town Wednesday through Saturday and didn't have access to a computer. So I hope you have a ( Read more... )

Yesterday morning, my mom woke me up because she said we were all going to eat dim sum as sort of a post-birthday celebration. I was all excited because I hadn't had dim sum in ages. And then we find out that by "dim sum", she meant "all-you-can-eat-Chinese-buffet", which is not dim sum! Just because the restaurant puts out a couple of frozen ( Read more... )

( Otakon, Saturday )

Time for another one of my long-winded posts.

( Otakon, Friday )

1. They played my favorite songs, "Driver's High" and "Stay Away ( Read more... )

To the people obsessed with Japanese culture ( Read more... )

I probably told this story before, but anyway...

My dad isn't much of a storyteller. While other dads were tucking their children in bed and reading Mother Goose rhymes, my dad was working the night shift at The Washington Post. However, there was one story he told when I was a kid that I will always remember. Walking by a Starbucks or any other ( Read more... )

Hey kids, remember if you have a paid account, you can get reimbursed for two weeks to two months because of all the downtime last week. More on that here.

So my good friend Brad has been slaving away as a video clerk in a store that has a quite a collection of pornography. He's been documenting his adventures with the perverted customers here. A question that gets asked a lot by his friends is, "Haven't these people heard of the Internet ( Read more... )

First of all, I want to mention that porn referral spam sucks so much ass. I'm not talking about weblog spam comments. I'm talking about when I go to view my web stats, and I see what sites have been linking to my site, and all I see is porno porno porno. It's annoying. I don't mind porn, but since ReadorDie.org has NOTHING to do with bestiality or ( Read more... )