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[tentbox]

Something horrible is living under my porch. For two hours it made my cat unable to walk, and for two more days he walked with a limp. I had to buy a knife. All I have used the knife for is cutting open two boxes. I put the boxes on my back porch and I will fill them with recyclable glass and tin, but there are also boxes underneath my front

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[milkface]

Opossums are one of the few animals I am not able to talk myself out of being scared of. I can't help it. I really try to think realistically about them but I am still too frightened of them! What horrible little dudes you have to deal with-GL! The middle picture is great I love the little baseball patches on your sweatshirt ahhhw

thank you for taking opposums seriously

[tentbox]

they're so gross and mean looking! sometimes i scare myself by imagining that there is a possum down by my feet at the bottom of the bed and he'll start thrashing around in the bed with me, and i get so sick and scared when i think of that. when i was little every time i wen to the library i looked at a book called Animals Do the Strangest Things and i thought possums were cute and funny because they could hang by their tail and pretend to be dead and the babies rode on the mom's back.

[swill]

I forgot that porches can have things living under them. it's a pickle indeed. I really want a front porch at some point. you saw it right through!

kudos on once being a baby that looks a lot like you today--at least my composite mental image of you. except the last one. do you often play in ball pits?

thank you for taking porches seriously

[tentbox]

you should definitely have a front porch, even if there are things living under it, i haven't minded the possum at all until recently. but now i want a coyote to move in and kick the possum out.

everyone is always talking about how disgusting ball pits are, but i would still get in one if i saw one. are there more ball pits in japan or are there fewer ball pits?

[underseacables]

you look just the same ! i like what you drew

thank you for taking my drawing seriously

[tentbox]

this weekend when my grandparents have their feelings hurt when i am unable to smile for a picture with them, i'll just show them those first two pictures.

DAMNITTY

[jencosmo]

i like looking at pictures of you as a kid more than i like looking at pictures of anyone else when they were a kid.

thank you for taking my childhood seriously

[tentbox]

then you are going to love your birthday present.

[sosoconsistent]

i killed an opossum once, but i did it out of "duty," and this is the first i've ever spoken of it

thank you for taking your duty seriously

[tentbox]

if you would like to tell me about this, i would definitely like to hear about it.

it was more like "WWMDD" (what would my dad do gettttiitttttt)

[sosoconsistent]

maybe one day on the back of my car over pineapple whip.

Re: it was more like "WWMDD" (what would my dad do gettttiitttttt)

[sosoconsistent]

i'm trying to think of the image this might paint of me, and really the whole experience was more embarassing than anything else.

the color of the picture is yellow.