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YOU LIVE WITH RAC-COONS!

Yo I'm 24. Incidentally today I was 90% old lady: super-solitude, scrapbooking, shuffling around, eating sweets I bought myself at the conbini, feeling faraway and overwhelmed, swooning when this song came on in the old lady knit hat section, buying an old lady knit hat. But my teeth are still in good enough condition to fully chew on cola ( Read more... )

I haven't really had much to say for a long time, but today I am glad for shoe-throwing.

I'm leaving for Austin in 3 hours, but FIRST--

What are the best pop songs about housewives?

Do you ever wonder about this at 4 in the morning?

• the Kinks, "Two Sisters" - CHECK
• Graham Fellows, "Denise From Doncaster" - CHECK LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE

As always, just sayin': I bring you nothing but the truth.

Today, for the first time since that brief window of adolescence, I thought about my carving-things-out-of-soap phase.

What was a recent source of stress for you?

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There is so much beer in my fridge. You should drink them with me.

I gotta know when to (not) throw in my two cents. My two cents here is worth less than two yens, after all. Have you ever held a one-yen coin? They flimsy as hell! They can barely gather dirt or grime, there's so little weight to them, financial or physical ( Read more... )

Looking at the clock: until I get a job that involves deep sleeps, aimless music/video/text consumption, and thinking on the past, I will never not procrastinate ( Read more... )

Right now I feel like a big ol' pile of human! It's just something about reading world news, getting extra sleepy, crawling into the futon with sugary, unbrushed teeth, rolling over and overreacting (loud) to how icy the other square centimeters of futon are. Then being preoccupied with thinking, man, if someone else were lying here, you wouldn't ( Read more... )