I'm posting this here not really because it's all THAT bad but because I have a friend who reads my regular journal who goes COMPLETELY PSYCHO CRAZY whenever she hears something like this, so I'm just avoiding the issue altogether. Yes, it's Cowardly Avoidance: The Argument Technique Of Champions!Ahem. In short: I want microchips implanted in ( Read more... )

Yes, I live. Life has been busy. Very busy. Not all good, but not all bad, so there was no reason to really get torqued off in this journal...until this week ( Read more... )

According to this journal, LJ may soon be cracking down on "abusive users" -- ie. those who merely create journals to be mean to other LJ users. I have several comments on this ( Read more... )

Hey! I'm back, and why have I come back? The usual: the human race has me fucking well torqued off again ( Read more... )

(Yes. I'm still alive. Told you this would be the occasional unpredictable eruption -- thus my name. ;)

I know everyone's new once. I know you can't expect newbies to automatically know everything. However, I'm sick to death of the stupid little shits who wander around online with figurative fingers up their figurative noses and figurative ( Read more... )

Ugh! Can you believe this pathetic bag of hormones? She asked her boyfriend if he thought she was too heavy, he answered that he loved her as she was but that she could stand to lose a little weight. Now she's DEVASTATED and CRYING and BEGGING for affirmation that she's "beautiful ( Read more... )

No, seriously, I've been in a good mood (catharsis DOES work!) so I haven't had to post here for a while. But now I gotta. Such a little thing, really but...it's...

Bonsai Kittens.Now, I know what you're thinking: I love animals, so I'm about to start hollerin' and wailin' about these evil people who would torture cuuute little kitties like that ( Read more... )

...but I just had to hand out tonight's "Learn To Use The Keyboard, Bimbo" prize to obsessive giggler lilcherryz. They DO still teach English in high school, right? Or have they skipped right past ebonics into l33t sp34|<?

*pauses* Did I just say that? Fuck, when did I get old?

I eagerly await more wisdom from this obvious Zen master. Come sit with me in the mantra pit.

Oh! But before you're totally ommm, don't forget to lob a hearty "Shut UP!" in the direction of heartonsleeve in honor of her record-breaking nonstop one-woman pityparty:

"I bid thee farewell, these times spent meant the world to me. I give freely what comes so ( Read more... )

Pssst! "Them" = "men." Well, ain't that just a happy little ray of sunshine...?

Y'see, kill_them_all is apparently a community...but if you don't look at the userpics on the left you can't tell. I sure couldn't. The whole lot sounds like the woebegone WHIIIIINING of one self-centered piece of high-school arm-candy who either a) can't get laid or b) isn't ( Read more... )