i feel so special this year. usually, my birthday leaves me disappointed and sad to be older. my parents bought me my favorite cake from this tiny bakery in flushing; i got to see my awesome friends; i found a new favorite drink, a la cinechica: ruby red vodka with cranberry juice! it's faaaantastic!; i got to dance my tiny butt off and wear a ( Read more... )

i feel so special this year. usually, my birthday leaves me disappointed and sad to be older. my parents bought me my favorite cake from this tiny bakery in flushing; i got to see my awesome friends; i found a new favorite drink, a la cinechica: ruby red vodka with cranberry juice! it's faaaantastic!; i got to dance my tiny butt off and wear a ( Read more... )

i am stealing this from diorella ( Read more... )

i brought my sister to volleyball last night. it was fantastic fun. i hope she's not too mussed up because i'm really sore. i can't imagine how sore she is. one of my teammates rolled over my hand. fcker. my thumb's all bruised up. sheesh. he's such a hardcore player. dives and runs for all balls. he'd make any gay male v. happy ( Read more... )

have you ever taken such a big dump that you felt like you needed a hug afterwards?

remember this joke ( Read more... )

Hi kids, forward to others if you'd like ( Read more... )

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for some reason, work is REALLY fun today. i am baffled.

watch them fire me on friday.