My girlfriend tried to embarress me at work by sending me heart shaped balloons on Valentines. It worked. I stared at the ground and thought oh shit ( Read more... )

Nah, three wasnt a charm was it ( Read more... )

Two days in a row. This is bordering on the miraculous. I should contact the Vatican and check to see whether they'd be willing to accredit me with possessing some sort of divine power.

Lets see if i can manage three days.

A day off, an afternoon spent browsing and the realisation that i still have this. I knew that bookmark was there for a reason ( Read more... )

Time to be a better LJer ( Read more... )

0-3 to us. Oh how i intend to gloat tomorrow. Me so happy. I didnt go because the line over my dead body and entering that ground go hand in hand ( Read more... )

Ive got a friend staying with me at the moment which is nothing unusual. Ive got spare rooms and at various times various people crash for the night, nights, week, weeks or months. This friend crashes back drunk repeatedly which again is nothing unusual as so do i and most of my circle of dim-wit cronies. This friend over the past few weeks has ( Read more... )

"You only get away with saying what you do because of your boyish charm." So i was informed by a gathering of the office women this afternoon. Fair enough. Id have preferred manly charm but i know when to quit when im ahead ( Read more... )

Theres a reason why David Beckham has been getting splinters from the Real Madrid bench. Theres also a reason why he's been dropped like a brick from the national side. Theres also a reason why Man Yoo sold him as quickly as they did ( Read more... )

Being perpetually behind the times it'll come as no surprise that ive only just been to see the new Bond film ( Read more... )