Sorry, everyone, I know I've been none too fun and kind of a wreck lately. I wish I could've gotten in the car with the girls and driven around the country; movement always clears my head, or at least distracts me ( Read more... )

'When I was young, my window was wide open, and then someone came along and threw a pie in my face, and laughed. Then someone came along and threw another pie, and another, and pretty soon I looked to see them coming, and they all had pies, so I shut my window. I just leave my window shut and forget them, just watch them go by with their pies, and ( Read more... )

The perpetual existential crisis that seems to have doomed the few people whom I intellectually feel close to threatened to take me over today; the savage nihilistic misanthropy which at times consumes my mind and view of society in general seems utterly and irrefutably correct and inescapable. Self awareness, however, is a curse in and of itself.

This weekend I went to a party at evacuate, jumped on a trampoline, and watched people hit each other. I brought Liz with me and we drank a lot of wine and held hands. I woke up with her tiny dog between us asleep on my neck,which was unbearably cute. I had to leave early Saturday and go home, but Colleen came over my house at 11am and I made her ( Read more... )

Almost home; P-Nut and I drinking in back of a club in El Paso, I'd been on tour for two weeks at this point subsisting primarily on whiskey.
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Back on the East Coast for 26 hours...my layover in Vegas was interesting, won $20 on a slot machine and had a wealthy businessman buy me 25 minutes on an oxygen machine along with an aromatherapy massage and a hangover relief tincture (this was all at a stand in terminal C). Unfortunately Southwest neglected to tell me my correct flight time so I ( Read more... )

Yay someone tried to kill my friend Mark by hitting him repeatedly in the head with a hammer! (Don't worry you don't know him)I love the winter! I'll be home in Boston in a week, please give me alcohol and pills, I've been way too virtuous lately. Also, I lost my awesome job because the company went bankrupt ( Read more... )

This weekend Peter Missing knocked on my door at C-squat. He gave me a record and said I was awesome. I felt really good about that.

My life is getting amusing again...I'm on tour with Leftover Crack and right now I'm in a hotel room in Burlington Vermont watching Tom & Jerry ( Read more... )

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