Just found a note thumbtacked next to my door. It reads:
"I'm interested in prostituting myself
-Jules"

I don't know a Jules...

I decided to move on a while ago.

I'm not really getting over her, that's not the plan, but for the time being (which is a period possibly encompassing years) I'm moving on.

I could go into the reasons, but most of 'em feel pretty damned self-evident.

Just figured people should know, and realized I hadn't posted it

Shit ass cock fuck

I used to believe that fate did not apply to me ( Read more... )

Put your music library on shuffle and answer the questions with songs in the order they come up. it doesn't really make sense at times, but some answers you come up with will freak you out ( Read more... )

I just got an e-mail from residence life announcing when we'd be presenting on where the ancient civ dorm should be

They spelled my name
Garette Green

I haven't seen that partic'lar abomination in friggin' years

NB not actually pissed, just astounded at this.

I am not liking this essay
it's only 4 pages
but I'm having to use the ugliest fuckin' trick in the book to lengthen it

It's a close reading on the Res Gestae, so when I quote it I give the quote in latin followed by a translation in parentheses...
eww I really dont' like this essay

I have not been drinking like at all ( Read more... )

yay

grrr ( Read more... )