please take one of our pets. if you do, i will love you forever and also wash your dishes.

[terriblefish]

well my dad stuck me with serena. he sent her to me on a plane saying he'd take her back just so he could get me to take her, with no intention of taking her back. the landlord's husband saw her (while looking through our window) and says we have to get rid of one of our animals. we don't know what to do, or which one to get rid of, or who to

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She saw The Passion.... twice!

[fauxreal]

fat redneck woman behind me talking about how people need to read the Bible in its original language, and i quote, "i-talian".

Buahahahahahahaha

Re: She saw The Passion.... twice!

[terriblefish]

i'm so tired of hearing how that movie reaffirmed people's faiths. the only people who i saw or heard or read interviewed about that movie were christians.

Re: She saw The Passion.... twice!

[fauxreal]

I was *horribly* upset and disturbed by the movie. As a Christian, I took a stand against it. The Gospel according to St. Mel is no good news at all.

[lauraconspiracy]

What? FREE PUSSY!

Dammit! I'm such a horny teenager.

Well, I can't take your cat, but please wash my dish!

I'll love you forever and I'll eat all of your food!

[terriblefish]

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