motherfuckers

[terriblefish]

I am sick and tired of motherfucking bible humpers. On a related note, I found out that one of the reasons Patrick and Jessica broke up is because this cunt doesn't "approve of our lifestyle". This means that Patrick is a friend of mine and Des's. Des and I are lesbians (shocking, isn't it?). Lesbians are disgusting and horrible. Jessica

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[fauxreal]

Ummm... if Patrick's as cute in real life as he is in pictures, I happen to know a chick who's gay friendly. (Though she's still a "bible humper"... it's the good kind.)

[terriblefish]

Well Patrick humps Bibles too...he's just tolerant. Besides, I know you've been known to hump a few Bibles in your day as well. You know I obviously wasn't talking about you in this. Anyway, who is this girl?? I'm not going to say what Patrick does and doesn't need, but I would like to see him with a girl who wasn't a total moron. P.S. He's gorgeous.

[fauxreal]

*cough*cough*ahem *smiles prettily* Ohhh, someone I know who's smart, attractive... uhh... tall...

[xcyanide]

I'm sorry. Would it help if I drove up there, and we, say, humped the Necronomicon together? Just the three of us?

[terriblefish]

Yes. Yes it would. Forever and ever.