OOH!

[terriblefish]

I am really angry right now. Really angry. My eyebrows are in one of those cartoon angry vees like Cartman's angry eyebrows on South Park. So for those of you I am mad at (most everyone on the planet), EAT THIS:

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[katokatt]

In school, and I din't care. :P Gave me a laugh.

[terriblefish]

Well good! I'm glad you found my journal.

[candiedangel]

i read it in front of the pope!

[terriblefish]

The old one or the new one?

[candiedangel]

both! together!

[terriblefish]

Well at least she knows what's important in life.

[rebeccajaney]

what is this about? is there a story behind this picture?

[terriblefish]

To answer your first question, it is about balls and beauty. Beauty and balls! And the beauty OF balls. And of course there is a story. When I first started college at FSU, my girlfriend and I both worked at the FSU radio station (she was a DJ and I just wrote public service announcements, which sucked, but I had great fun writing lots of PSAs about venereal diseases). Anyway, the radio station we worked for had a scavenger hunt and one of the things on the list was "a polaroid of someone's naked ass". I was in a scavenger hunt group and none of us wanted to do it so I went around my girlfriend's dorm, knocking on people's doors at random asking if I could take a picture of their ass. The scary thing is that most of the boys said no and their reasoning was, "My ass is too hairy." So that's gross. One particular hairy-assed boy said, "No, my ass is WAY too hairy BUT I will help you. I know a boy who does NOT have a hairy ass! I will take you to his room." So I just followed him and didn't ask how he knew this interesting

[rebeccajaney]

How the hell did you lose the scavenger hunt with that picture?!

If only I had been on the hunt with you! Not that I'd show you my ass but I'm very determined in those types of activities.