Balls

[terriblefish]

Last night, I found a tick crawling between my breasts. I was not happy. Anyway, I am going on a diet because my eating habits are gross and thusly, I feel gross. And also, I can't really button my pants. Des is trying to make sure that I do not go on a diet. Either she enjoys the kissing of my double chin or she doesn't want to lose her ice

Comments

[rebeccajaney]

wow i hope you reach your desired height.

and you're not fat but i'll take you to the gym with me once in a while if you want. it's a great place to make fun of others.

i don't know any southern phrases, i'm from the north. perhaps calling salad dressing "sauce"?

[terriblefish]

Thanks Becky. I'm feeling taller already. Also, please take me to the gym with you! And in addition, I don't think I'm fat, I just feel sluggish and have excess weight I want to get rid of because it's not serving any purpose like giving me magical powers like I had once hoped. And sauce is a good word.