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terrierfancy

♠ ACE ♠ Action

Dec 18, 2010 23:21

> There were a lot of things you hadn't expected to happen today. In fact, only the brutal massacre of jolly green assholes had gone according to your plans and even that had gotten a little out of hand. Oh. That's right. You lost an arm today, didn't you? That really sucked ( Read more... )

intro, c: gokudera hayato, c: terezi pyrope, oh my god its christmas, what is this

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hurricanebomber December 19 2010, 07:03:38 UTC

[Hey guess what, Gokudera's there, reading like a boss. Because that is what he does. He is just around. Where people with knives can find him.]

SDLFJKSDL FUCK I FAIL HARDCORE TODAY OMG. terrierfancy December 20 2010, 00:36:34 UTC

> You're pleased as well as pissed off to find somebody in the room. You're mainly only mad because you actually had to bother to open the door more while still holding the knife and that's just asking too much from you at the moment.

You mean seriously, come on.

Either way you're now holding this grey-haired kid at knife point and tell him that you'll be showing him your stabs if you don't get some fucking answers.

Oh you hurricanebomber December 20 2010, 00:39:19 UTC

[Yeah, Gokudera doesn't take too well to knives. Something in his past, probably. He pulls out some dynamite as he tries to put some distance between them.]

Put that the fuck down.

im the star its me terrierfancy December 20 2010, 00:42:48 UTC

> You tell him you're not going to put the knife down until you get some fucking answers.

You ask him if he's LORD ENGLISH and if he is you tell him that you're here to kill him. You also ask him where his fancy rainbow time-coat is because you don't want to take him out if he's not wearing it because that just makes it so much less cool.

hurricanebomber December 20 2010, 00:46:15 UTC

What the fuck are you talking about?

terrierfancy December 20 2010, 01:08:05 UTC

> You give him a patented GLARE. Either this kid is actually LORD ENGLISH and is a damn good actor or he honestly has no FUCKING IDEA what you're talking about.

You don't lower your knife, but you try to look less likely to stab him. You even go so far as to tell him that if he answers your questions that you might not stab him in the eyes and feed him to some crazy animals that tried to run you over outside.

hurricanebomber December 20 2010, 01:10:30 UTC

Real convincing.

[He eyes Slick. Because he is bleeding way more than can possibly be healthy.]

...How the fuck are you even standing up?

terrierfancy December 20 2010, 01:59:42 UTC

> You snerk at that comment. This kid is pretty smart if he knows not to trust you right off the bat like that... but it still kind of pissing you off that you're not getting your fucking answers.

You tell him to tell you where that potentially green bastard is or you'll gut him and force feed him his intestines with your BAIT AND SWITCHBLADE.

You also tell him that it's just a carapace wound and it's nothing to worry about. It's just a little blood.

hurricanebomber December 20 2010, 02:03:31 UTC

[Gokudera pointedly eyes the puddle forming around Slick's feet. Just a little blood. Right.]

I still don't know what the hell you're talking about or who Lord English is.

terrierfancy December 20 2010, 02:24:42 UTC

> You glance down at the PUDDLE OF BLOOD forming around your feet before looking back at this kid who's playing dumb.

Well, he looks sincere enough and you sure as hell know what a liar looks like. You kind of have to since you run the best DASTARDLY CREW in town. You tell him you were just attacking those green bastards manor and you found this place after a fuck-ton of time shenanigans that you don't feel like going into too much detail on at the moment.

You are losing just a LITTLE BIT of BLOOD after all. You're sure he'll understand or that CROWBAR you stole from Crowbar will make him understand. You ask him where you are instead.

hurricanebomber December 20 2010, 02:30:36 UTC

You're in Wonderland.

terrierfancy December 20 2010, 02:33:23 UTC

> You ask him what the fuck that means.

hurricanebomber December 20 2010, 02:36:05 UTC

It means make yourself comfortable, because you're not fucking going anywhere.

terrierfancy December 20 2010, 02:43:00 UTC

> You think that's bullshit, but you decide to give this kid a chance. He still doesn't look like he's lying or anythin'.

Not yet. Then again, you know for a fact that there are lying little assholes in the world that look like... like... Okay, you're not sure where that thought was going, but oh well. You also realize something after a moment. Something obviously very important.

You decide to ask him what species he is because you're sick of seeing things that look kinda like him and not knowing what to call 'em.

hurricanebomber December 20 2010, 02:46:43 UTC

I'm a human. What the fuck species are you?

[Because yes, that question has been BURNING HIS BRAIN UP since before he noticed the knife pointed at him.

...Then he'd noticed the knife and everything else had become slightly less urgent.]

terrierfancy December 20 2010, 04:17:12 UTC

> You tell him that you're a Dersite. You don't expect him to know what you are because hell you didn't know what he was and that would be stupid.

You tell him that you'd seen pictures of his species before. Or at least something in the same genus of it. That, and you have a weird computer thing with one of his kind on it. You think, anyway.

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