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[terrischiavo]

OK, I'm in Heaven now, finally. It's not at all what I thought

Comments

The Pope's going to Heaven?

[ex_helix_neb178]

Now I KNOW there's no God.

Re: The Pope's going to Heaven?

[terrischiavo]

Well, I'm discovering that there's a lot of shitheads here, like Peter. The Pope will fit right in.

[terrischiavo]

Absolutely, and I already have three times in the couple of hours since I got through the gate. I'm loving it here.

[citizengwen]

do you gain weight in heaven?

[terrischiavo]

Only if you want to. I'd like to shed a few pounds, but there are some people here trying to gain. It's still the same formula for losing weight, though: eat less and exercise, that's all you need to do. There is no magic solution or fad diets here. Purging is allowed if you want.

[wesa]

Love it! Oh! Do you look like you did when you were thin or are you wearing that nightgown with the collar thingie?

[terrischiavo]

I still look like a tard, but that will be changing soon, and I will go back to my 1985 aerobics-slut look.

[wesa]

I'm sure you can really get someone to toss your salad then. Woohoo!

[gsx4u]

U ICON STEALER!!!!!

[kid_eightbit]

Are people's pets there - or *is* there a pet-heaven?

[terrischiavo]

Well, that is one of the bad things. There are so many pets in heaven that there is dog shit everywhere. Luckily, there are crews of former clergy running around and cleaning it up.

[extropic_artist]

I guess there is a use for clergy afterall...

[anais2]

That is very surprising to me....I read somewhere in the bible that all who enter Heaven "shall be without Spot".

I assumed that extended to all dogs. Not so?