I'm 20 today, bitches! Thanks so much for the birthday wishes on facebook and such! But what a stupid age. I mean, on the one hand, people can't chock it up to "goddam teenagers" anymore if they're referring to me...but if I fuck up I can no longer pull the "I'm a goddam teenager" card. I was instructed to begin playing the "I'm in transition" ( Read more... )

I, my friends, am a bastard. And a smug one, at that. I can read people more easily than they could read a Curious George book. Do I capitalize on that? Sure. Why the fuck not? I have a general distaste for people. There are a few tasty ones, I suppose. A precious few. Okay, goodnight.

I just took a religion quiz, and ( Read more... )

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do this, it's funny. then leave me a comment about what yours is.

truth be told, I'm feeling a little abandoned these days. not in a pathetic, feel-sorry-for-myself way, but in a "shit, where IS everybody?" way. so where IS everybody? if someone sees laura ramsey, tell her ass to call me. :) anyway, what's everyone been up to? i need updates ( Read more... )

this is my song o' the moment...enjoy or whatever ( Read more... )

Wow, it has really been awhile. How is everyone? I'm...well...indifferent. Life is really weird right now. I feel like nothing in my life is real except for me. Not that it's all fake, just that everything seems to change, sometimes so subtly that I don't even notice until it's completely different. I feel like who I am, or who I've become, ( Read more... )

FUCK ALL OF YOU*

*if you haven't done anything heinous to me, exclude yourself from the previous statement. if you have, eat shit and die. seriously. rot, you fuckers.

I am in a sorority because when you come home shitty drunk, one of your sisters is wonderful enough to leave the party just to get you home safe, and when you pass out on the couch, another of your sisters sleeps on the couch opposite you until 5:30 in the fucking morning just to make sure you're okay. You girls are the greatest.

xoxo
Tess

Go John Kerry! You have all my love and support today and hopefully for the next 4 years! We're counting on you to help turn America back into the kind of place we can be proud of. YAY KERRY EDWARDS! (On the off chance that the, ahem, other candidate wins, stock up on condoms, birth control, the morning-after pill, organic food...all of which ( Read more... )