Ganked from the Onion

[testaclese]

Comments

[guu_chan]

So I'm assuming he's not a fan of Almond Joy then.

[anarchodandyist]

Awesome. I'm desperately tempted to post that on the Reed livejournal just to annoy all the pointlessly reactionary humorless yuppies... but I'm resisting...

Hope Australia is nice! :D

[squeak]

i had a dream about you and shelby last night. stay away from smarmy guys in buttondown shirts. they will only bring you misery!

[thistlephile]

This just cracked my ass up, a hard won thing hereabouts today. Thank you for that.