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ANN COULTER IS A STUPID, INTELLECTUALLY STUNTED, NARCISSISTIC DOUCHEBAG BITCH!
"Apart from the fact that we count - and try to save - all our babies, infant mortality is among the worst measures of a nation’s medical care because so much of it is tied to lifestyle choices, such as the choice to have children out of wedlock, as teenagers or while addicted to crack.
The main causes of infant mortality - aside from major birth ( Read more... ) -
Part II: Medical and Domestic Madness Ensues
There are days -and I mean, MOST days, it's primary, not incidental- when I think to myself, "Huh. Some people do this on *purpose*. Imagine that..." Parenting four children is, at best, a diverting circus from sunup until sometime around, well... sunup; at worst, it is hair-pulling, head-splitting, stress-inducing, mind-gouging madness. There ( Read more... ) -
10 weeks in the aftermath, she finally resurfaces, none too perfunctorily.
Well, hey there!
It's been ten weeks to the day since I unintentionally augmented my brood, laundry, stress, and waistline... And I am just now finally able to spend a few guiltily stolen moments to spew out an update. It is exceedingly unlikely that I will be able to finish this -lots to say- but I really want to try. For the sake of posterity, ( Read more... ) -
Writer's Block: Titular Heroes
Chess. It's all about thinking one move ahead. -
I have been pedicurically DEBAUCHED.
The alternate subject title for this entry was, "The bitch cut me! TWICE ( Read more... ) -
Hard to say just why...
... the song "Landslide" is stuck in my head?
*giggitygiggitygiggityGIG!*
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Because I'm crazy proud.
At first, just of the costumes; Keegan and Ash's were purchased, but dayum, they looked cute! Well, Ash looked cute; Keegan looked creepy. But that was the point. Ainslee wanted to be a jaguar. Two months ago, she made up her mind: She was going to be a jaguar for Halloween, dammit. Not a cat, not a leopard, not a lion, NOT a friggin' princess ( Read more... ) -
Oh, PLEASE, let this be true...!
http://www.weather.com/outlook/health/allergies/weekend/77385?from=tenDay_topnav_allergies
Can you say, "Record turnout?" More importantly, can you say, "Less sweat stains on the costume?"
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And among the "Life is seriously painful" bits...
I need a digital photo of Charlie. I have several prints, but can't make my scanner work. And I need one on my computer. Anyone either have one, or know a link where I can access it ( Read more... )