It would take a girl with strong moral fibre to date a tomato. I know that wasn't really the point of your update, but... it's still true.
That whole thing with google is sort of weird. I think you probably have a lot more hits than I do, which is sad because I've been around for... like, forever. And it sort of hurts my feelings! I'll have to get in trouble with the law or something to get more than a couple of bios linked on google.
Americans love their football though. I don't quite understand how it is that hockey is less interesting for Yanks to watch than bowling, or poker, or whatever it is ESPN shows these days.
Huh. Bubble sex, banana foot, and monkey bikini. The sane part of my mind is saying stay away from you, but the insane and curious part is wondering: How the hell does she come up with this??
So, now snowboarding isn't a sport, but poker is..? According to ESPN, anyway, and really, who cares about them?
A lot of maple syrup pretty much does the trick as far as coming up with all my genius stuff goes.
I heard someone say once that snowboarding isn't a sport because gravity's doing half the work. But it's like, if we're ruling out physics then I'm pretty sure that means no more baseball, you know?
I remember watching Must Love Dogs, and they talked about using saran wrap as a condom -- which really has nothing to do with bubble wrap, but it was the first thing I thought about, so just ignore that altogether.
Oh, you know you and Shaun are an item, don't even try to deny it. ("Seriously, no"? Okay, fine, just write me off, Teter. I see how it is.)
Everyone's saying crap about me. I just haven't really bothered to read it.
You watch kind of messed up movies, Jacobellis. You watch that crap and you didn't watch me? That's messed up.
He's my hot man friend. (What! We're not dating or anything and somebody said, so I was just saying, we're not, seriously! You're way too emotional and crap, Lindsey. I mean you, like, you almost hit Bob Costas. That's way too much for me to handle, okay?)
Hey, I could call you up and read it to you over the phone. It'd be like poetry then, you know.
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That whole thing with google is sort of weird. I think you probably have a lot more hits than I do, which is sad because I've been around for... like, forever. And it sort of hurts my feelings! I'll have to get in trouble with the law or something to get more than a couple of bios linked on google.
And I don't have tivo?
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So, now snowboarding isn't a sport, but poker is..? According to ESPN, anyway, and really, who cares about them?
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I heard someone say once that snowboarding isn't a sport because gravity's doing half the work. But it's like, if we're ruling out physics then I'm pretty sure that means no more baseball, you know?
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Oh, you know you and Shaun are an item, don't even try to deny it. ("Seriously, no"? Okay, fine, just write me off, Teter. I see how it is.)
Everyone's saying crap about me. I just haven't really bothered to read it.
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He's my hot man friend. (What! We're not dating or anything and somebody said, so I was just saying, we're not, seriously! You're way too emotional and crap, Lindsey. I mean you, like, you almost hit Bob Costas. That's way too much for me to handle, okay?)
Hey, I could call you up and read it to you over the phone. It'd be like poetry then, you know.
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Haha, man friend. (Well, thanks a lot! You would've almost hit him too.)
You'd probably put a different spin on it, anyway.
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