I feel like the way I am online is basically the way I am with a lot of things. Like I don't even sign on sometimes even when I think about it or I want to because something's just off or whatever or it's like, no, I might need to bail early. And that's like a metaphor, or it could be maybe, except it's totally not, it's literal, I'm just lazy and ( Read more... )

I'm sure it's pretty clear by now that whenever Shahi says "jump," my first question's always got to be "how high?"

Followed pretty shortly after by, "Should I make a poll for that?" and I guess maybe, "Mind if I use my board off a kicker?"

( There's a poll behind here. It's a grower not a shower and it involves important things like my screen name, Ryan Seacrest, and coffee. Come on and hit it. )

When I just write about what I'm thinking, unfiltered it all comes out at once and all in a mess and I have to scrap it. I don't need to hurt anyone's already low opinion of my ability to communicate or (maybe even worse) somehow trick people into thinking lack of clarity somehow means depth. I'm as deep as the water seagulls wade around in at the ( Read more... )

I've been thinking about maybe doing a trip back to the east coast real soon, like maybe even New York. I like it there. The weather's always good for a surprise, and the people are pretty fucked up. I like that, too. They're my kind of folks. I just like the vibe, you know ( Read more... )

I really like it when people make a post with a letter that's about them and then comment on it, I mean that totally seriously, so basically I'm going to try.


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Because of the holiday, I guess I've been thinking some about family.

That and also my brothers have been bugging Lindsey and I a lot lately, like they can't get enough of our attention -- or maybe her attention, since they probably do get enough of me normally. I swear, I'm starting to think my brother has a crush on her or something, which ( Read more... )

There's a lot of people getting upset and feelings being hurt and everything, and basically it all seems really bad for people's karma. I know that sounds really pretty much like granola hippie voodoo, but it's true. People should be more chill and possibly even nicer to each other, but that's obviously not going to happen, I guess, so whatever ( Read more... )

If I say "don't vote for me," then it's going to seem like I'm being modest and secretly saying it just to draw attention to the fact that I got nominated for something, and it won't seem like I'm just being honest about the fact that there's really no reason to vote for me. Um, 'cause hi, I'm new here and I don't do much. I mean, I'm a pretty good ( Read more... )

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