I do like the smell too actually, just not the texture when it's in my hair. Like, I don't really need the help messing it up, you know? I do just fine on my own.
Real maple syrup is the only way to go with pancakes. If you keep up the Joey imitations enough, someone might expect you to show up on speed skates somewhere. On a phone.
Pancakes are good, but honestly I think I like waffles even better 'cause they come with what're like built in syrup storage units. It's like condo housing for syrup and butter.
Yeah, that's a good point about Joey, though, and I'm not sure how well that'd work since I can't really even do the slow skating without falling on my ass constantly. I could use the phone for balance, I guess?
How the hell did I forget waffles? Yes, and then you tried to pour syrup in every single square and someone always yelled at you for hogging the stuff.
Either that or you'd fall and brace yourself with the phone and someone would keep handing you new phones until you figured it out. Though I'm not one to talk about balance, since I tried snowboarding again while I was home and spent more time on my ass that day than I did on the flight back to California.
I don't know, but I'm glad it was just a mistake to overlook them. Except actually, in my family someone yells at you for hogging it from the second you get it in your hand. Brothers are stupid and loud like that. So now I get my own bottle just for me, so they can't say anything.
If I could figure out a way to fix all those phones, I'd have a pretty lucrative business going on.
And hey, at least you know to fall back instead of forward. People new to the sport are usually more likely to break their wrists or fingers than to hurt anything else, and you're totally preventing that! Way to be ahead of the game.
You know I'll buy a bottle.. or two.. or a dozen. Of course, I can't make pancakes (or really, anything) if my life depended on it so they'll probably just sit in my pantry for however long they last. How long do they last?
You are now totally me. Except, I hope you won't suffer the same college application fate as mine.
... I don't know. We go through them really fast, dude, so I've never really had to figure out an expiration date.
I'd say when it starts to smell funky and doesn't move around at all in the bottle, then it's probably a good idea to toss it. Or give them to your friends! In gift baskets with my face on them. Or your face, since we're so the same, and also since they're YOUR friends.
And I am totally you, I know, I just need better hair.
But.. I like that picture you want them to use. You should at least have control over that. That would be such a great way to start up another "stay in school" PSA campaign.
Better hair, huh? Like this? Or this? A bit of both?
Scaring Republicans is the best for sure! And jeez, I think if I had a traumatic tooth experience like you, the tooth fairy would have left me more money, not less because she would have felt bad for me. Perhaps you need to trade in your tooth fairy. ;)
The best interview I've done so far had to be the one on Fox News! I put my feet up on their table ('cause, hey, it's a coffee table, and that's totally at footstool height) and they were just so skeazed out and pissy. It was kind of awesome.
My best bet, though, is that my tooth fairy was a guy, and he didn't understand empathy. But you're totally right, man, I didn't even think to work that angle.
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... of course, I'd probably be the only one who ever bought it.
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I do like the smell too actually, just not the texture when it's in my hair. Like, I don't really need the help messing it up, you know? I do just fine on my own.
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Yeah, that's a good point about Joey, though, and I'm not sure how well that'd work since I can't really even do the slow skating without falling on my ass constantly. I could use the phone for balance, I guess?
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Either that or you'd fall and brace yourself with the phone and someone would keep handing you new phones until you figured it out. Though I'm not one to talk about balance, since I tried snowboarding again while I was home and spent more time on my ass that day than I did on the flight back to California.
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If I could figure out a way to fix all those phones, I'd have a pretty lucrative business going on.
And hey, at least you know to fall back instead of forward. People new to the sport are usually more likely to break their wrists or fingers than to hurt anything else, and you're totally preventing that! Way to be ahead of the game.
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You are now totally me. Except, I hope you won't suffer the same college application fate as mine.
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I'd say when it starts to smell funky and doesn't move around at all in the bottle, then it's probably a good idea to toss it. Or give them to your friends! In gift baskets with my face on them. Or your face, since we're so the same, and also since they're YOUR friends.
And I am totally you, I know, I just need better hair.
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Better hair, huh? Like this? Or this? A bit of both?
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You look like an extra on 90210 in that second picture, dude. What's going on?
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My best bet, though, is that my tooth fairy was a guy, and he didn't understand empathy. But you're totally right, man, I didn't even think to work that angle.
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I'll even make Elijah deliver it himself. He needs the exercise and heavy lifting, you know.
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