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My car blew up so I got a new one.

In the name of fairness, I propose that it be legal to hunt poachers. I would love a necklace made from the molars of some douchebag in the Congo.

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It's my version of the Coach purse or little black strappy shoes that are made with $4 in materials and $0.38 child labor in Sri Lanka. So, what do you think, the Home, Away, Alternate, or Cool Base? Then click on shop and look at the personalized jerseys.

I had really hoped that my return would be used to tell of how I made a magnificent pile of loot just by sitting in a line, making increasingly crass jokes, fending off hypothermia, and then taking advantage of some Mom from Oak Brook. The problem is that for some fucking reason, people are willing AND able to wait outside for up around 36 hours ( Read more... )

Frank Thomas was named AL Player of the Week for the week ending Sept. 10th. He has now homered in six consecutive games and has raised his batting average up to .283 after starting the season 2-25. He's among the leaders in multiple offensive categories and his team, the Oakland A's, is poised to go to the playoffs. If the White Sox were to win ( Read more... )

the chicago bandits have the lamest fans this side of wrigleyville. the super sweet dudes featured below have just become our numbers 1-2 fans. face paint, heckling, awesome beer consumption skills, and, oh yeah, they are Army Special Forces. Multiple tours to Iraq, Afghanistan, Korea, Bosnia, and all by the age of 24. They scream and cheer and ( Read more... )

wow, i forgot about this thing. i think not having it in the history bar of my web browser kept me from visiting ( Read more... )

***sounds of impirial trumpets fill the air***Frank Thomas has raised his batting average to .200 with his 2-for-5, 2 RBI performance today. He also did something seldom seen and acted as a one man iron curtain during an A's/Angels bench clearer, protecting Jason Kendall from an approaching swarm of Angels players. I love the heart and intensity ( Read more... )