Behold!!!!

[1_true_leader]

*After taking his leave of the Nemesis, Starscream makes a beeline for the Ark. He arrives just as the ginormous Katamari rock rolls to a stop just beyond the volcano

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[prime_cutz]

...you know, this sort of this is exactly why we need a Matrix.

Damn Sean Penn.

[prime_cutz]

It was Judd Nelson, sir.

[prime_cutz]

Whatever.

[hope4earth]

* At that very moment, an orange 'bot walks by, something very familiar around his neck.

....sup?

[bebopbot]

*Watching the external cameras* ... Ooooookay. I'm done. *Disconnects himself from the communications hub and turns on his favorite heavy metal mix, maxing the volume.*

[shellshockers]

IT'S COVERED IN FILTH!! DX

[silenceandpsych]

*With a pulsating light, accompanied by the sound of alien gears working, a small, blue, old fashioned Police Box faded into existance right outside the Ark. A door opens, revealing a glimpse of a room far bigger than the outside suggests before a tall, somewhat gawky but very confident man and a shorter, blonde woman step out.*

[The Doctor] Here we are, Rose! 2008, right outside of Portland, Oregon.

[Rose] Doctor... What's that?

*The Doctor looks up at rock monster, looks at Rose, pulls out his Sonic Screwdriver to look at it, looks back at the rock monster, and comes to a decision.* [The Doctor] 10,000 B.C. Have I taken you there, yet? I hear that's when the pyramids were actually built.

[Rose] Sounds brilliant!

*The pair climb back into the TARDIS and fade away to another time and place.*

[prime_cutz]

* Prime strides out to the front of the Ark, as best a Mr. Potato Head can stride. He holds the Matrix aloft, and stares at the Rocklord.

All Autobots, we are saved! All I have to do is open the Matrix, and it will light our Darkest Hour!

[interceptor_m4s]

*Interceptor stares.* Suddenly, I see why that nutjob by the door was crying like a baby.

Er, Prime... Are you sure about this? I mean, you're a uh...um... And he's really, ah... Yeah. Is a glowing disco ball going to do us any good?

[prime_cutz]

I've done this before, um.... ShinyVisorMan. I just say, "Light our darkest hour", put my fingers in the handle, and Stan Bush starts playing. Simple!

* Prime does so... except now, everything gets darker, and Boys II Men's "End of the Road" plays, instead.

Well, fuck.

[trusssstme]

* And, as the Autobots face the end of their reality, the aforementioned motorcycle dashes off... happy with the revenge that he's helped dish out, for years of being killed in gag panels...

Master! Everything is ready. Shall we begin?