Are you for scuba?

[tfduke14]

I thought about something today. It was the first time I've actually thought about anything for a long, long time. And the subject of my thought was the dance we know today as the Spring Promenade, or "prom" to you neanderthals out there. Why, exactly, is prom such a big deal? Let's examine the facts

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[anonymous]

tim...long time no converse...crazy-insaness... i'm listening to that song right now... sublime kicks ass...
-tucker fucker

[seantheterrible]

Bravo! but you didnt even go to prom last year. Albeit thats pretty accurate, give or a take a little depending on the person. who did frame roger rabbit?

by the way those of you who dont read that... that maybe set me back a minute and a half while i read it... are you really saving yourself that much time by skipping it and looking like an idiot? you waste more time taking a shit each day than you would "waste" reading satire of this sort.

Tim is funny. except when he talks about people breaking their noses. because now i have to have surgery. i hate you tim

[drsocc]

That, was hot stuff.

A Very Hoosier Prom

[everyfishy]

Hey-a Tim... I think you're putting way too much though into this, or maybe I just think that because here in good ol' bloomington, indiana, we do things a little differently. Now, that's not to say that some people here don't shell out the big bucks for prom, but I think you need to take a lesson from the hicks around here on how to do prom:
1.) Rent your tux at goody's... the skanky place on the other side of town-- $40
2.) Buy a corsage from the discount flower shelf at the grocery store-- $5
3.) Pick your date up in your pick-up truck-- about $2 (for gas)
4.) Have your mom snap some pictures with a disposable camera-- $5
5.) Take your date fro dinner at McDonalds-- $7
6.) But prom tickets-- $20
7.) If the goal is reaaly to get laid, shell out the big bucks and rent a room at motel 8- $40
Total Cost:$119--- about the amount you were planning on spending on your tux.... I think it's about time you moved back to indiana, eh, tim?

Re: A Very Hoosier Prom

[tfduke14]

precisely the reason i moved, actually

Re: A Very Hoosier Prom

[everyfishy]

I hate to break it to you, but you were about 4 years old when you left... maybe 5, you had absolutely no say whatsoever in the matter

Re: A Very Hoosier Prom

[tfduke14]

hey fuck you nigga we moved cuz i wanted us to. and i was 5 YEARS OLD MOTHER FUCKER, not 4.

[yincrash]

someone i would believe once told me that the average person in america reads only one book the entire way through in their life.