Something incredibly tragic happened today. A freshman, Case, passed away. The alleged story is that he was messing around with a gun, and it went off in his face. He died around the approximate time of 4th period today. I honestly don't know what to say ( Read more... )

I have an urgent issue which I would like to share with my fellow students. I believe our school has an infestation of ninjas. Yes, ninjas. I base this observation on the fact that I saw an asian dude dressed in all black today do a backflip into the ceiling and disappear, and at the same time he threw invisible ninja stars at me, because my ( Read more... )

Well friends, a good friend of mine pointed out an excellent addendum to my Things I Hate list, however it is something everyone hates, and therefore it wouldn't be good. Although I appreciate the help. (In case you were curious, the topic was pop-up ads ( Read more... )

Dude...it snowed today. I walked outside, and I was like..funny, this rain looks just like snow. Then I was like...oh. Totally. Today was quite possibly the stupidest day ever, I should've just stayed the fuck in bed and never woken up. I DID meet this kickass person at the snowboard shop, Brittany Zeigler (sp?) or something. She knew Lauren ( Read more... )

I'm pretty angry lately. I choose to blame a certain group of about 10 people for this, they may or may not know who they are. And the truth is, I don't care, because most of those people I almost never have to deal with. The real reason is that I'm being lied to by someone, and nobody likes being lied to. We will use code names here, so save ( Read more... )

So I failed my history test today. I guess that's an accurate reflection of my effort in that class lately, I've been blurting out a bunch of smartass comments, sleeping, blurting out smartass remarks in my sleep, and on top of that I forgot to study for the test. Shiza. I still whomped the bejesus out of Tatman, which as we all know is...well, ( Read more... )

I thought about something today. It was the first time I've actually thought about anything for a long, long time. And the subject of my thought was the dance we know today as the Spring Promenade, or "prom" to you neanderthals out there. Why, exactly, is prom such a big deal? Let's examine the facts ( Read more... )

Sean Lynch. Tall. Lanky. Uncoordinated. These are the cheif adjectives that come to mind when thinking of...the Sean. He has been aware of these deficiencies ever since he learned to walk, followed by learning to fall and hurt himself. They came back to bite him yesterday, when he was attempting a high jump. Well...he made the jump, then his ( Read more... )

Well...after today's lovely little soccer practice, I officially have any and all diseases that you could possibly catch from being outside in 33 degree pouring rain. This includes Ebola, AIDS, syphillis, the common cold, influenza, herpes, Saturday Night Fever, and the dreaded polio. probably jaundice and the clap, too. not to mention crabs ( Read more... )

Its been a while since i updated, so here goes the past few days of my life ( Read more... )