Could they possibly make rolls of toilet paper harder to start? That first fucking square is like krazy-glued on there, and you have to practically shred the entire roll just to get it off. And I still maintain that wiping your ass is the single most disgusting thing humans have to do in life. We have to physically wipe leftover shit out of our ( Read more... )

I'd like someone to explain why in Star Wars (Episode 4), Jabba the Hut is a man who speaks english... and in Return Of The Jedi (Episode 6) he is a fat slobbering pile of shit who speaks asstalk???

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whats going on here:

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so uh, i read that japan is passing legislation to out ( Read more... )

i can just see the pitch meeting for this piece of crap, "Let's take THE DEAD POETS SOCIETY, put a bunch of women in it, and make it really really really suck."