So, does anyone remember Oregon Trail? The game we all spent inordinate chunks of time playing in second grade? Huh ( Read more... )

What the fuck am I doing up so early?
I woke up and couldn't go back to sleep. Yay! Not. I'll probably nap later. I may be awake and energetic right now, but I'm sure I'll just crash before the day is out.

I was on Oprah yesterday. How cool is that? Well, before you get your hopes up, no, I wasn't talking on Oprah. They just showed a clip of my ( Read more... )

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How many of us either want to BE Shane or be WITH Shane ( Read more... )

HOLY SHIT ( Read more... )

So, I'm chillin at Angela's pad, right? And I'm awake before everyone else, because I always wake up early in other peoples' houses... I'm not sure why this is. Perhaps it's because I'm a light sleeper to begin with. Perhaps it's that I don't want everyone up before me, in case I snore. I don't want them to be like, "Psst... Mary's SNORING. Maybe ( Read more... )

I'm going to be announcing PartyLine and doing some stand-up comedy tonight! If you're in the area, come see me!!

Where: The Warehouse Nextdoor
1017 7th Street NW
Washington DC

When: Doors open at 8:30 PM
All ages invited
$6

It'll be fun, I promise! :)

I've been thinking a lot lately, and therefore writing way too many little (or not so little) rants. I just feel the need to get it all out, you know? I guess anyone would be pensive in my position ( Read more... )

Some people didn't "get me" in highschool - it happens all the time to people who are eccentric and creative. For an exaggerated example, look at Napoleon Dynamite. The people who found me insane and weird were the same people who will grow up living boring lives as insurance brokers and secretaties, living in a brown house, with a white pickett ( Read more... )

I hung out with Angela, who has her two bands: Partyline and Hott Beat this weekend. I went to this party to benefit Tearing At the Seams which I will also be performing at, on the day of the event. (Which is to be announced ( Read more... )