We, the insect populous, are taking the planet back... one step at a time!

Step one: Conquer the world's entire bicycle population...

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Man, fuck Snakes on a Plane. You REALLY need to be scared if there are WORMS on a plane.

We WILL kill you.

Man, fuck slugs. Go on a diet, lazy bastards!

Dude, my idol is totally making a comeback! Hopefully next generation handheld game systems will be small enough for the worm fanbase to be able to play, because we got screwed over back when it was on SNES! I almost burrowed underneath the Nintendo headquaters to cause the building to collapse, but I decided not to.

Earthworm Jim returns!

Have I ever told you guys how much I hate ants? Man, they piss me off...

Wow, this is like wicked HOT!


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Today I was trying to cross this sidewalk and this dude was all trying to step on me and shit. I was all "dude, wtf?!" and he went away. I could have fought him.

Man, that jerk centipede next door thinks he's so tough. I could totally kick his ass... I don't think I will though.

I know this beetle who was all "dude, you should so get an LJ" and so I did.