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Worm power.

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This dude stepped on my tail today and I was all "WTF DUDE?!" and then I realized he was actually on my head so I was all "SRSLY DUDE WTF?!" and so I swallowed his entire leg. I think he learned his lesson.

They tried to make me listen to "Rehab", but I said "No, no, *worm-fu*"

Some guy painted this picture of me while I was on vacation. I told him to make me look more subdued than normal. Then I broke his neck with some wicked worm-fu.

True story.

Just got back from vacation to an island called Hallimawai. Oh, you've never heard of it? No matter, it's not there anymore... ;-)

There are a lot of Russian LJ users...

Глисты скоро будут иметь вас все

How many babies could a wormbaby worm if a wormbaby could worm babies?

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More than you!

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We have more talent than everything on your radio. Except Hilary Duff.