I bet an army of 300 worms could crush the fellas from that movie. Shit, I probably could do it myself.

So when is it going to be Worm History Month? What did black people do to deserve a month? I mean hello, we're about to have an uprising and enslave everyone. That is power. All we ask for is a damn month!

You know, just until we make every month Worm History Month soon...

Those damn crickets crammed into the duplex across the street are always keeping me up at night with their fucking chirping and tequila parties. Go back where you came from, you bastards!

Note to self:

When the worm uprising begins, Boston is the best place to start.

( Read more... )

*worm yawn*

You people are boring.

...and thus begins The Year of The Worm...

So did you guys have a w3rmy little Xmas?

Just got back from a vacation to your human mother's house. She knows how to treat a worm.

Man, fuck the Wii. You need arms to play it.