Black Friday w3rm sale.

You get to read my LJ and be graced with my infinite knowledge for a mere $4,999.99!

Unmarked bills only. Leave it in a bag by your front door overnight. I'll get it.

Which end of a human is the head? They look the same to me.

Fear me.


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Bitches dig worms in Santa Claus hats. Little known fact: Santa Claus is actually a worm. Like for real.

There are three types of worms in this world: worms who can count, and worms who cannot.

I can though. It was a joke. Laugh, you bastards! Damn you all!

arghj!!!1

im so fuxking drunk rigt now

drunk on drt!\ HAHAHAAHAHA

email me btchs!!~

tha.w3rm@gmail.com

So it's Halloween... time to go poison your candy.

Okay, this is bullshit. Remember that dick cockroach with the stupid hair and MySpace obsession? Well I ran into him again. This time though, instead of killing him (those bastards just won't die), I got his profile url. I told him I'd join and add him to my "friends" if it would make him leave me alone.

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Damn caterpillars think they're so cool because they've got legs. Fuck you and your legs, caterpillars! I'll pluck them off... then you can be cool!

You'll still be ugly though.

Dung beetles are fucking gross.