I got this Joke-A-Day Calendar for Christmas, all the jokes are corny but this one was just stupid, I was like what the hell?

It was a dull Sunday afternoon in the jungle, so the Elephants challenged the Ants to a game of soccer. The might Elephants were ahead by ten to nothing when the Ant's star player got by several elephants and kicked the ( Read more... )

FSU BEAT WAKE!!!!!!!!!

My complexity is my SIMPLICITY.

Society... --Beauty August 16, 2003

This land is full of hypocrisy
Always hearing one thing...
The exact opposite of what you see
They say we live in a land of freedom
But are we really free
If we let that thing called societyContinue to control us ( Read more... )

"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold ( Read more... )

Wanna be my friend? Leave one, and I'll check you out ;-)
Beauty

I'm LOVING the new look in my journal ;-D
Beauty
P.S. Let me know what you think!

I used to find it hard to believe, and almost impossible to conceive that everything I do revolves around you. And knowing that, it's kinda crazy to me. Now if I had a dollar for every moment that I spent watching my days go by doing, doing, doing nothing. I'd probably never be penniless or hopeless...

Beauty / Musiq

I absolutely LOVE this e-mail that I got. It brought a smile to my face. :-)
Beauty

REMEMBER WHEN...?Sit back and think back ( Read more... )

Black is the color of dirty clothes, of grimy hands and feet. Black is the color of darkness, of tired beaten streets. Black is the color of the bruised eye when someone gets hurt. Black is the color of darkness. Black is the color of dirt. Black is what people are "labeled" when others want to keep them away. Black is the color of shadows cast. ( Read more... )