Do all of you remember Mark, my roommate from last year? The alcoholic uberconservative douchebag? Well, as bad as I thought things for him were going (his friends started hating him, he was blacklisted at every single party, etc.) things have turned worse. Much worse ( Read more... )

I'm in my decadent phase now. I'm sure I'll look back and laugh at it ( Read more... )

Because right now it is snowing like crazy. My Tims have come out of retirement ( Read more... )

In the past 4 days I have not slept twice. And now I have to go to the airport for my cousins (jewish) wedding. It's my first one. I hope i don't sleep through it ( Read more... )

and don't expect another update soon. This is a brief period of time during the next two months where I will have enough time to update this, as I will be pleding a certain fraternity that a Mr Boydston is a member of. This frat is the 'nerd frat' on campus, and the pledge class that I am in only seems to reinforce that moreso that the previous ( Read more... )

I am now home, so my excuse for not updating recently is the fact that finals were insane. On Thursday morning during finals week at 5 A.M., the fire alarm went off. It was freezing outside and the building was obviously not burning, however the campus police people seemed that it was a good idea to wait as long as possible to turn the fire alarm ( Read more... )

(This is written by Mark, or at least how I think we would write it ( Read more... )

Mark's parents came to Colgate on Friday to pick him up to lecture him on the reason why drinking until you pass out is a bad idea. He missed the biggest party weekend of the year to be lectured by his parents. But of course he won't let this deter him, when he came back on Sunday, within 30 minutes, he had a backpack full of beer ( Read more... )

Mark is fine. He is so fine that he came into the room at 8 in the morning and woke me up, and then continued to keep me up with his snoring. Is one full night's rest too much to ask?

I realized that all of my lj updates are about my roommate Mark. So I decided that I should start writing about other things, despite how amusing he is. However, I am going to have to break this resolution because Mark just went and outdone himself. Today was the first day of 'Spring Party Weekend' which is basically a non-stop booze fest. Mark ( Read more... )