You should see my new spouse

[thaitea]

My new phone will only have one phone number. It will be a direct line to Kate Winslet, who will call and breathlessly propose lesbian-marriage to me.

Comments

[ludickid]

BUT I WANT THAT NUMBER

[thaitea]

YOU CAN'T HAVE IT ITS MINE

(but maybe we'll get divorced and then I'll forward it to you. I believe in sharing the Winslet-love)