Protective Instincts

Author: Thalanee

Verse: A World Gone Crazy (Movie- AU)

Word Count: 3000 words

Rating: nc-17

Warnings: some violence

Disclaimer: I certainly wish they were mine, but sadly they are not…

Summary: Prequel to “On the Proper Use Of Datapads”. There is a very specific reason Prowl learned how to use his pads as shurikens when Jazz insisted ( Read more... )

 
On The Proper Use of Datapads

Author: Thalanee

Prompt: Daring Rescue

Verse: AU- premovie

Word Count: 1600 words

Rating: nc-17 (just to be sure)

Warnings: crack, implied mechxmech, violence

Disclaimer: Not mine…

Summary: Everyone knows how dangerous Ratchet’s wrenches are… watch a poor Decepticon spy as he finds out why the same goes for Prowl’s datapads.

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Learning By Throwing

Author: Thalanee

Verse: A World Gone Crazy

Word Count: about 1800 words

Rating: pg-13

Warnings: crack as usual XD

Disclaimer: I only wish they were mine, but sadly Transformers don’t belong to me.

Summary: When Ratchet and Jazz join forces to teach Prowl their own brand of self defense the result can’t be anything short of ( Read more... )

It's up!!!!!! It's finally up!

The Trailer for Peter Jackson's movie The Hobbit!!!

Watch here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eI3f4b-b8ig

*collapses into incoherent lotr-fangirl squealing, then goes back to watch trailer... 10 times in a row... and all four production videos*

 
Chapter 3: Schwer Verwirrt

Author: Thalanee

Verse: AU Bayverse

Rating: pg-13

Warnings: none for this chapter

Word Count: 6100 words

Disclaimer: They don’t belong to me, I only wish they did… Seriously, if they did, do you really think movie-Jazz, G1-Prowl and TfA-Prowl would have died?! The song “Dein Anblick” belongs to Schandmaul (an English ( Read more... )

 
The Things We Do For Love

Chapter 11

Author: Thalanee

Verse: pre-Movie

Rating: pg-13

Word Count: 2700 words

Warnings: Bad thieving Jazz… again no food or beverages while eating ;P

Disclaimer: Still not mine, sorry.

Summary: And don’t forget to introduce your true love to your parents either.

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Don’t Touch!

Author: Thalanee

Verse: AU (my It’s A Game- Verse)

Word Count: 2000 words.

Rating: pg 13

Warnings: pure and utter crack

Disclaimer: I only wish they belonged to me, but they don’t.

Summary: Prompt: Jealousy. What will Jazz do if someone else tries to hit on Prowl? Are you really sure you want to know?

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