Parlay!

Author: Thalanee

Verse: It’s A Game (Because something this crazy could only happen in a game)

Word Count: 1900 words

Rating: pg-13

Warnings: crack… why do I always attract the crack bunnies?!

Disclaimer: Nope, they’re still not mine…

Summary: What do you do, when you’re surrounded by enemies who are about to shoot you to Kingdom come? One word: ( Read more... )

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Chapter 4: Meine Tochter willst Du…

Part I

Author: Thalanee

Verse: AU Bayverse

Rating: pg-13

Word Count: 6100 words

Disclaimer: Still not mine, sorry, I only write about them for the fun of it.

Other Characters: Optimus, Ratchet, OC Heatspot

Warnings: Kissing (do I need a warning for that?)

Summary: Jester and prince spend more and more time with each ( Read more... )

 
Research of the Murderous Kind

Prologue

Author: Thalanee

Verse: may I call it Castle-Verse? It’s a movie- AU, anyway

Rating: pg-13

Warnings: mentions of crime

Disclaimer: They still don’t belong to me.

Summary: When Jazz, a famous mystery writer, ventured out in search of new material he’d never expected this… JazzxProwl

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At First Sight, or What Exactly Happened Anyway?

Part II

Author: Thalanee

Verse: It’s A Game- Verse

Word Count: 2000 words

Rating: nc-17 (just in case, nothing explicit though)

Warnings: Crack, utter crack… don’t eat or drink anything while reading this, for the sake of you poor computer XD

Disclaimer: I only wish Transformers belonged to me, but they ( Read more... )

 
The Couch

Author: Thalanee

Verse: Bayverse

Word Count: 1500 words

Rating: pg-13

Warnings: crack… No eating or drinking, your computer will be grateful! XD

Disclaimer: They’re not mine.

Summary: Optimus isn’t sure what it is he’s done, but it’s the finger and it’s pointing to the couch, so it’s obvious what he has to do.

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What’s with the accent?

Author: Thalanee

Verse: AU Bayverse (not long after Sparkles)

Word Count: 2400 words

Rating: pg-13

Characters: Will Lennox, Bobby Epps, Jazz, Prowl, various other bots.

Warnings: crack.

Disclaimer: I don’t own them, I only wish I did. They belong to Hasbro not to me.

Summary: If you’re living with a mechanical alien race, ( Read more... )

The latest production video of "The Hobbit" is out and it makes me even more eager to see the movie... just 17 days and 10 months to go!

Here's the link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOJ020aK8iU

and OMG, they built a permanent Hobbiton!!! *fangirl sqee* I wish I could live there, it looks so amazing *sighs dreamily* Peter Jackson seems to be doing ( Read more... )

 
Airsupport

Author: Thalanee

Verse: It‘s A Game (AU)

Word Count: 1300 words

Warnings: crack, no eating or drinking while reading!

Rating: pg13

Disclaimer: I only wish they were mine, but they don’t belong to me.

Summary: Sometimes Prowl takes always being calm and collected to new extremes…

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Wow, this thing is over four months old...

I had to write this once I read all the comments… even if it’s now in the middle of the night and I’m going to be dead tired tomorrow…

101 Creative Ways To Pair Bots Up

Author: Thalanee

Verse: AU Movieverse

Prompt: First Week, 7: Matchmaking

Word Count: 900-1000 words

Rating: pg13

Warning: more complete and utter ( Read more... )