A CORRECT STREET NUMBER IS NEEDED FOR DELIVERY.
A POSTCARD HAS BEEN SENT TO THE RECIPIENT REQUESTING THAT THEY CONTACT UPS.

I lost a tooth at the office christmas party!

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If you're a harry potter fan, and you haven't finished reading the internet yet, Spoiler Alert!

I'm surprised I haven't seen this show up in my friends list already.

Why is it that I can never seem to hold an interesting 2 hour conversation with anyone other than my mother?

anybody wanna go see harry potter with me in the next few days?

so.. I've got this brown spot.
The doctor says it looks like cancer.
I've got 1 month to live... ( Read more... )

holy fucking fuck!
planet of the drums.
I won't need any fiber for a week.
that's how thoroughly they are the shit.
My socks were rocked so far off I'll still be barefoot in june.
have a Mangled enough metaphors in their honor?
I think not.
But I'm going to bed.

I just finished my third spinning class. So far, it's always a bunch of hot 25-35 women, 1-2 really old men, and me. Oh, and an instructor with large pendulous breasts that make it really hard to concentrate. ...or, well, it's easy to concentrate, but not on the right things.. :P ( Read more... )