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I'D GUESS IT'S ABOUT TIME
... I'm now engaged. We've been talking about it for sometime and just sort of decided to go ahead and do it. So, there it is. My 40-year-old ass is gonna get married this year.
I promise not to harp on and on about it in future posts, though I may do polls on possible color schemes and place settings ;) -
SPAM JOURNAL
I guess it's the price I pay for inactivity: Over the last few months, my LJ has been inundated with spam "comments." It pretty much happens every day ( Read more... ) -
PAPERBACK WRITER
Yes, it's true. I do indeed have a book coming out.
It's not out until late September but go ahead and CHECK IT OUT! -
CONFESSIONS OF AN ATTENTION WHORE
It's been a while since I've done this - since I've blogged too late, after too many drinks. The fact that it's not even midnight and I'm making such a claim speaks to the fact. I used to type 3am drunken confessions regularly; I'd slither up to the keyboard and let loose full force the agonies or joys of my Korean life, but at one point I ( Read more... ) -
DING DONG THE SHEIK IS DEAD (go ahead and celebrate, it's okay)
I got the news the way I get almost any important, shocking news these days: via text message, while teaching a class. I glanced at the screen and these three words were seared into my eyes: BIN LADEN DEAD!!!
I stopped my class and quickly relayed the message to my adult students, who were as gobsmacked as me. When I ran to the teachers' room and ( Read more... ) -
BIRTHBAGGERS DEBUNKED; TRUMP FEASTS ON MORNING DUMP
Okay, you fucking thick tongued racist shitbags, here's the "long form" birth certificate: http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/i/MSNBC/Sections/NEWS/A_Politics/longformbirthcertificate.pdf
It turns out that our socialist Nazi communist Muslim usurper President was actually born in America, despite a growing clamor among the loudest and dimmest of our ranks ( Read more... ) -
10 ALTERNATE ENDINGS TO METALLICA'S "ENTER SANDMAN"
Metallica. They used to be so awesome. In the 80's they ruled over the metal underworld, releasing such furious classics as Kill 'em All, Ride the Lightning, Master of Puppets, and And Justice for All. They were fast, mean, loud and played with virtuosic precision. Their music ripped an asshole in the fabric of the world; listening to one of ( Read more... ) -
CENSORED! (but here it is)
(The following is a piece that was recently killed by a publication that I am known to submit to from time to time. They deemed it too offensive, which it very well may be, so God bless 'em and good luck. I have since given them a more palitable piece for them to run, which they, in turn, have gratefully accepted. But I am still left with this ( Read more... )
