everything lives rent free in your head, you will not die on a hill, and there is no such thing as woke.

grow the fuck up.

a lot of women seem to be saying that women are better than men because of the smith/rock slap. because women never slap people, i guess. never ever.

i don't give a flying fuck how good you do in wordle.

i am 66 years old. what's that like? those kids today don't know fuck about music and my back is killing me.

i never want to see a short guy with a bad haircut and a cheesy 'stash screaming in a bad german accent ever again.

fuck hitler.

call me crazy but, i think that, if america really had talent wouldn't that show be a lot better?

there was a time where people would write songs and paint and stuff. now they whip out their phone, change their icon, and forward a meme or a gif. it's pretty sad really. and soulless too. 

POST GIF'S AND MEMES AND HELP STOP THIS RUSSIAN THING NOW!

(share if you're stupid)

so...

the oscars are too long

but

it sucks that they cut stuff?

are you a moron all the time

or

just now?

1) Watch whatever movie you want.
2) Drink whenever you want.
3) If you're not into drinking don't drink.