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[that_kid]

It's probably for the best that I had acne and braces.  Otherwise I would have destroyed lives.

So I went on a date with Dan Heagney.  I'd say that I have to really search myself in order to find the part of me that finds him attractive.  That part of me is almost definitely the one that is happy only when my penis is inside someone else.

Comments

[fluffydemon]

Wow... thats like almost the worst first date I've ever heard...

[that_kid]

It wasn't even a date really. We hardly talked at all - it was mostly an attempted hand-raping. Thanks for the support.

[crazyllama89]

I want you to write my biography...and to see Star Trek with me.

[that_kid]

I'm so excited about the movie! I need to review my Star Trek knowledge so that I can appreciate the film closer to the level of a real Trekkie. Sometimes I just want to quit life, learn Klingon and become a professional Trekkie who just goes to conventions all the time.