hmph. So like, not only have I been neglected, but I'm a ring again. Oh well. There's like, less 4 me 2 do this way, plus I can get some1 else 2 do it!

I like, SOOOO need 2 do something fun, and possibly evil right now.

*yawns after spending the entire night puzzling over the scissors*

zzz...

*scissors stand up on end and walk out*

Mirror?

Check.

Scissors?

Check.

Comb?

Check.

Like, I can give myself a haircut, right?

*looks at scissors, perplexed*

How do these things work?

*looks for an instruction manual*

yay, parrrtay!!!!!

*dances*

Since this whole bathing thing is like, so complicated, I'm like going 2 go skinny dipping outside.

*runs outside*

Wheeee1!!

Got it.

*jumps in a tub of water fully clothed*

hmm... I think I'm like, doing something wrong here.

I'M ALL DUSTY!

Like, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck and yuck.

So do human bodies like, need polishing? Hmph. I'm so confuzzled. Sometimes I miss being a shiny ring.

I feel like, neglected and stuff.

*sics rabid swallows on mun*

((AHHH!!!))

*leaves to find something to do*

So I like have my dancing and gyrating and stuff like that down.

That's all I like need 2 b a pop star, right?

*dances*

Every1 is like, turning into cartoons. I wanna b animated!

*pouts*

My mun says I'm like, already a cartoon.

At least I have all the animated birds and things!11!!!!