If you know a boy is going to screw you over in every negative way, but you can't get him out of your head, then set yourself on fire and give our ears a rest. Like someone else. Go out with one of the other ten thousand boys dying to get just a minute of your time. I hate it when girls acknowledge that they don't want to make a poor decision ( Read more... )

...that blogging isn't the best idea. Now, I am pretty certain that I am dead as far as the rest of the Live Journal community is concerned, but I'm feeling a bit insightful and decided that it might be interesting to write down my few extra philosophical opinions about blogging, bloggers, and the rest of the world ( Read more... )

You Are Batman
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I must just really suck at being a friend or something.

~ EMily ~

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The only thing Mexican comedians ever joke about are sex, booze, and America's immigration laws...and no matter how profane their skit is, they never fail to say "God bless you guys" at the end.

~ Emily ~