Well, to be honest....

[thatslythgirl]

I think I'd be angrier about being turned into a boy if I weren't so damn gorgeous. I mean, the green hair is somewhat of a turnoff, but for the most part...

Thanks for the treat, Granger! Are all of your revenges equally entertaining?

Comments

[justdraco]

Pansy.

....

You look. Um. Different.

[thatslythgirl]

Heh.

[rujealousyet]

Whoa.

[thatslythgirl]

Sorry doll, I don't think I swing that way.
But then again... I haven't ever tried it.

How you doin?

[rujealousyet]

Oh dear...

I did not just giggle. Shut up.

[ohharry]

...Holy Shit.

[justdraco]

RUN, PANSY, RUN! HE'S GOT THAT LOOK IN HIS EYE, HE MIGHT TRY TO SHAG YOU!

[swoonymoony]

It sounds as though you speak from experience Mr. Malfoy *raises speculative eyebrow*

[justdraco]

I had the misfortune of crossing paths with him on his way into Dumbledore's office. He came out looking rather disheveled, and I couldn't sleep for a week.

And that's how I know the look. If you'll excuse me, I need to go vomit now.

[swoonymoony]

oh.

my.
*blinks*

[thatslythgirl]

So, professor... what was it you were saying about male bits?

[swoonymoony]

*splutters* er, I ... that is to say... students and... I mean even former students.... that sort of relati---bollocks.

I said nothing.

[thatslythgirl]

Mmm.

Sweet dreams, professor.

(I know you're not my professor any longer, but I just can't seem to stop myself from calling you that all the same. Professor.)

[gryffgenius]

Obviously next time I'll have to add the Boils and Spots Hex...

[thatslythgirl]

Oh please, don't pretend you're not enjoying the view. I can see the drool from across the room.

[gryffgenius]

What you're seeing is one foam with anger.

[thatslythgirl]

Of course, of course. How silly of me.