I was always of the belief that my summer holidays should be spent on a crystal clear beach; under a palm tree, being served mixed drinks in coconuts by a topless, shapely local manservant named Miguel. Either that or I should be strolling through the streets of Paris, my parent's bank account a few hundred galleons smaller and a beautiful catch ( Read more... )

Granger claims that this spell was meant to last an hour, but it's QUITE apparent she was misinformed ( Read more... )

I think I'd be angrier about being turned into a boy if I weren't so damn gorgeous. I mean, the green hair is somewhat of a turnoff, but for the most part...

Thanks for the treat, Granger! Are all of your revenges equally entertaining?

When did everyone decide it was okay to call me dear?

THE NEXT PERSON WHO CALLS ME DEAR WILL PAY THE SEVEREST OF CONSEQUENCES.

Don't even think about it, Draco.

I'm so very sorry to bother you all, but I was wandering innocently through the Great Hall this evening and stumbled across this magazine - I'll have to warn the young and impressionable out there that it features adult content, so don't go idly perusing the articles ( Read more... )

He's dramatizing again. And making ugly boots again.

I was hoping we'd get through a month without...