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[thatsnotaknife]

[There was food, of course he ate it. Even if it was a bit gross, this is the man who grew up on English cooking, it's like a French feast to him. After he gets changed into khaki adventure gear, Australia feels the need to make a dramatic phone call.]

Well, ladies and gents, we've all had our fun, but now it's time to get to business. The Great

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B

[scentofbauhinia]

[outside his house, chillin' on the porch

and he can hear the voice coming from the bushes, which definitely sounds familiar] ...Thanks, but I don't have claws.

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[thatsnotaknife]

Ah, bugger, he's heard us... We'll have to keep real quiet, the species is notoriously 'armless, but when agitated they- Actually probably doesn't matter if 'e 'ears us. [Still hiding in the bush, talking to Sam on his shoulder (apparently, since there's no TV cameras... Hopefully...)]

[scentofbauhinia]

[oookay....... hey, harmless what do you mean harmless]

...Australia? You know you're acting weird, right?

[thatsnotaknife]

Eeeasy there, mate... Easy... [Approaching carefully with his hands out in front of him.]

B

[mr_blandy_bland]

[Canada's sitting in the shade of the porch wearing his coat. He's trying his best to cover up and stay out of the sun (for reasons soon to be apparent.) when he hears a voice coming from the bushes.]

Australia, is that you?

[thatsnotaknife]

[Ducks down and stays vewy vewy quiet.]

[mr_blandy_bland]

[He's kind of hesitant to go investigate. His new skin condition is very embarrassing. After a couple seconds, he puts the hood on the coat up and steps off the porch. If he doesn't face the sun, everything should be okay.]

Are you drunk or something?

[thatsnotaknife]

[Backs up slightly as Canada steps out.] Oh, there he goes, would ya look at that!

[tomatatas]

[Drapes herself over his back before he can leave the house, pouting]

Brookeeee where are you going?

[thatsnotaknife]

[Freezes up. Okay, okay, super cool explorers are suave and don't freak out at sexy women touching them.]

Going searching for ancient artefacts, Wog-babe! Wanna come?

[tomatatas]

[Giggles, some how managing to get onto his back, like a piggyback]

Do I wanna come? I don't know, do you~?

[thatsnotaknife]

[Scrambles to grab her legs to hold her up.] ... What?

B

[shizychan]

[ A big, blonde wolf continues to chill under the tree, his ears flinching every now and then as he thinks he just heard a voice coming from nearby... Hm.. ]

Oh wow, an actual animal.

[thatsnotaknife]

[Creeping behind another, nearby tree.] Now look at that beautiful brute... Isn' he gorgeous?

All thanks to Mayfield.

[shizychan]

[ ... Okay somebody just totally called him a brute.

The wolf lifts his head, looking around with a frown on his face. ]

[thatsnotaknife]

[It's a compliment in Australian, Shizuo, no worries. Australia grins back, pleasantly.]

B

[commie_island]

.....What the Hell are you doing?

[thatsnotaknife]

[Ducks behind a fence.] Now, ya see, the dreaded Communist Republic got a bite that can put a grown democracy in the hospital, so don't try this if ya see one at home! But don't worry, fellas, I know what I'm doing! [There is nobody else there.]

[commie_island]

.....

....What did you say!

[thatsnotaknife]

[He said you could put them in the hospital it's a compliment to your strength] Uh oh, looks like he's feeling a bit stroppy! Now we've really gotta watch out!