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[thatsnotaknife]

Alright, all this... Snow and... Winter... It has twelve hours to melt! My birthday's tomorrow and I am not bloody celebrating in sub-zero temperatures! That's the rule! So get to it! Anyway, two hundred and twenty... three, tomorrow! Not gonna bother with a party or anything, it's not a biggie and I can't ask anyone to go outside in this bullshit

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[nothing_is_grey]

It's a bit unreasonable to demand that winter end early, is it such a bad thing to let it continue it's course?

Exactly why is said tree a danger?

[thatsnotaknife]

Winter is fine, snow is bullshit.

It's a Stinging Tree... The name pretty much explains it.

[nothing_is_grey]

Well, it snows here so it's a bit unfair to demand different climate conditions.

So it simply strings?

[thatsnotaknife]

It's covered in tiny, silicon hairs that are full of a neurotoxin that causes intense pain in mammals when it gets into the skin- which it will if you stand within a few feet of it. There's only one documented case of a human dying of the pain- some Dutch bloke- but animals normally die of it and I don't want to take any risks. Plus, the pain is incredibly intense, people have shot themselves trying to find relief.

[wybrows]

There's no need to invite Seborga. He's not important to the world like us real nations are.

[thatsnotaknife]

Everyone's invited. He can keep Wog-babe company.

1/2

[wybrows]

Fine.

[wybrows]

... Oh. Your birthday. Who would remember something like that? [ She did... ]

1/4

[hwamei]

Everyone's invited?

[hwamei]

Everyone.

[hwamei]

Everyone...

... 4/5

[hwamei]

[ THAT MEANS SHE'S INVITED TOO, RIGHT!?

oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh she's being invited to a big time (shut up don't ruin it!!) world meeting and America didn't even have to pitch in to make them let her join or anything what is this is this the real life she won't let it be fantasy ]

[scentofbauhinia]

[...Honkers... Oh, potential fireworks commission..... B-but Honkers] Yo.

[thatsnotaknife]

[You're the one who assumed he meant you, man.] 'Sup. You got any?

[scentofbauhinia]

[well who else is he gonna mean by that :|] Sure.

Are there like, any specific kinds that you'd like though? Certain colours or whatever.

[thatsnotaknife]

Green and gold!

[mr_blandy_bland]

Oh...so you'll be taking over the meetings? That's great...I was wondering about who would take it over since Netherlands was droned. [He's feeling very sorry for Australia right now but he can't bring himself to say "Good luck trying to get everyone to listen".]

[thatsnotaknife]

[Wishful thinking, Canada.] Didn't really think of it like that but... Guess so! Think this is enough to get me a seat on the security council? [Fuck you, Luxembourg, that seat is his.]

[mr_blandy_bland]

When we get out of here? I don't know...maybe?

[thatsnotaknife]

Good to know I can count on your support!