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[thatsphysics]

Slolom is behind this, isn't he? [quiet, patient chuckle] So my vacation starts a little early. The Betty Ford clinic is a little much, but if you can recreate my office suite this accurately, then you really must be worth the money that my people pay for you.

One of you could be a little courteous and explain to me where my bathroom is.

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Comments

[thedetailsman]

. . . Slolam?

[thatsphysics]

You're the second person to say that. Have to say, I'm stumped, because if he didn't arrange this, I don't know who could have.

[thedetailsman]

He goes by the name, "The Admiral". A real mystery. I haven't met a person yet who knows who he is, really.

[thatsphysics]

Second time I've heard that, too. Can't say I know anybody by that name.

Inmates:

[veni_vidi_valui]

And how, precisely, can you... Make things happen?

Inmates:

[thatsphysics]

Pure charisma, and a buttload of experience.

Re: Inmates:

[veni_vidi_valui]

Well, Grossman, as one who's risen through the blood and toil of Rome, I think we can mutually profit... I've a view towards several opportunities, but there's a dispiriting lack of cohesive leadership.

On the other hand, these 'wardens' seem to suffer from much the same.

I feel that makes things a good deal more even between all concerned, than one might first think, nay?

Inmates:

[thatsphysics]

Even isn't lucrative. It's disorganized and serves nobody.

[fanged_aleera]

Bathing and the ridding of fluids is communal, Sir! Where one goes to bend for soap, so do others follow!

I didn't skip this on purpose -- I'm just trying to find a nonstandard response for him XD

[thatsphysics]

So did they check your passport before they hired you on?

Aleera has that effect on people!

[fanged_aleera]

Passport...?

Inmates.

[you_run_i_chase]

Are you related to a woman named Miranda?

Inmates.

[thatsphysics]

Probably by marriage. Wife is Greek. Enormous extended family. What's that got to do with anything?

Inmates.

[you_run_i_chase]

You remind me of someone is all.

Inmates.

[thatsphysics]

I'm going to take that as a compliment.

Private.

[no_nanomites]

And how, darling, can you make things happen?

Private.

[thatsphysics]

Experience, of course, plus good connections -- which starts with lovely people like you -- enough determination to pull a luxury liner, and balls. Naturally.

Private.

[no_nanomites]

Uh huh. You think you've got enough determination, do you?

Private.

[thatsphysics]

No. I'm just jerking myself off because I like to have an audience.