So -- Les has been everywhere in Hollywood. And I mean everywhere. So he's going to recognize a lot of PBs and MAY refer to people by those names.

If you DON'T want him to recognize you, or refer to you as such, tag me here!

Questions? Comments? Suggestions? Sarcastic remarks? Leave them here. Anon is turned off -- seriously, if you have anything to say that's constructive, there's no need to do it anonymously. I openly welcome it.

[Les appears onscreen, looking very serious and displeased.]

I've heard better singing on the fucking Gong Show.

[He stands up, holding a remote and he presses a button. The lights dim  down and the camera seems to somehow pan back.]

I have to do everything around here.

[Presses another button and suddenly he gets a beat. A loud one. And the ( Read more... )

[reclining in his desk chair, sipping a Diet Coke]

All right, another flood come and gone. Better? Worse? Doesn't matter. But I'm gonna go out on a limb here and drop my earlier suggestion about the lot of us trying to watch our backs -- Only rather than give you the idea and let some of you piss and moan while a few say it's a good idea, I'm just ( Read more... )

Well. [a puff through his nose] That was interesting. And I take it that's standard fare for ports, sans the Wardens disappearing.

I'd just like a show of hands. Anyone here utter the words "I'll be right back" in that place and wind up regretting it? Or any other horror movie cliche? I'd just like to make an inventory of them now.

Mister Foster:  ( Read more... )

Tony Foster. Respond.

[Les is looking very business-like. He's wearing his best shirt and vest, impeccably clean and groomed. His hands are neatly folded together on his desk in front of him -- a gleaming gold wedding ring quite visible on one hand -- standing out more because the buttons on the shirt and vest are silver, and it clashes.]

Minor note: Whoever couldn't ( Read more... )

So who the Hell thought up the name 'flood'?

[Private to Tony Foster]

Tony Foster! According to the Admiral, you're my assigned [makes 'quote' gestures] Warden. He also mentioned something about a file. What does mine say about me?

I also expect your full resume on my desk by tomorrow.

A few notes of interest. The food is good -- I wasn't expecting that.

My office appears to be perfectly copied, save that I have a bed here, now. What's that supposed to accomplish, by the way? Why my office, and not, say, my bedroom at home?

And I don't appear to have net access to be expected or some personal items. Including my bathroom. [a tic ( Read more... )

Slolom is behind this, isn't he? [quiet, patient chuckle] So my vacation starts a little early. The Betty Ford clinic is a little much, but if you can recreate my office suite this accurately, then you really must be worth the money that my people pay for you.

One of you could be a little courteous and explain to me where my bathroom is.

[Locked to ( Read more... )