There's a fucking ribbon on my sword.

Why is there a fucking ribbon on my sword.

I suppose he's dead.

Best news I've heard all decade.

... What the hell have you nutcases been doing?

Actually, spare me the details. I'll go back to pretending none of you exist. None of you. And if you feel obliged, please go not-exist far away from me. It would be helpful.

These current events only seem to be constantly testing my patience. It's all bullshit, through and through.

...this is one of those days when I'm glad that my double only has an attitude problem.

...Lucius is acting like a rabid squirrel. This is... most disconcerting. I do not know exactly what is happening, but I know that it can't be anything good. Hmph. Story of my life ( Read more... )