Sorry, ladies~

[the_sanctified]

But from now on, Hidan is no longer going to flounce around half-naked. XD

Since he burned his Akatsuki cloak way back when, he's been lacking in the ways of a torso-covering that he finds comfortable. But from now on, he'll be clad in this. (Art by aims21Also, Hidan needs a hug. Poor boy's been slapped, abandoned by mysteriously disappeared Tobi, and

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[the_sanctified]

*carefully takes into account Johnny's brittle body and gratefully accepts his not-much-of-one-but-still-a-hug hug*

*tearfully* Life sucks, doesn't it, Johnny?

[the_sanctified]

...Death told me...*chokes back a sob, voice breaking* Death told me I've got...hundreds of years left to live.

[the_sanctified]

But I wanna die now. *in a semi-hysterical voice* I can't wait another hundred or two hundred fucking years!

[the_sanctified]

*nods gratefully* I know you would. And...I don't know. This fucking immortality comes with a healing ability, so even if I was knocked out...I'd only stay like that for an hour or something.

*buries his face in his hands* This wouldn't be so goddamn difficult if there were more Jashinists.

[the_sanctified]

*nods miserably* Tell me about it.

...I think I'm the last one. The rest were like, buried alive and set on fire and shit, so I'm alone. And what burns me is that no one wants to fucking convert! You'd think they'd wanna have salvation, but nooooo. Heathen bastards.

[the_sanctified]

See, that's what I don't get, either. We're all doing you people a favour, and how do you repay us? Fucking burying us alive and setting us on fire.

Well...you're not too bad. Not a heathen, no...more like, in progress. Yeah. *still plotting to convert him* You're right, though...half the people are pussies who don't get it and the other half do it for some sinful reason, like money and shit.

...would you do it?

[the_sanctified]

*nods in agreement* See, you get it. That's something, seriously.

No, I meant...would you do it for the reason I do?

[the_sanctified]

Heh, no one is in the beginning.

...and who's that?